Did you know that there is a 'world's funniest joke' wikipedia article? I always thought humor was pretty relative, but i guess if enough people voted on the same funniest joke, that would be it.. right? nah..
I must admit, though, the top UK joke in the article is quite a winner!! Enjoy:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
haha! what are some funny jokes you've come across recently? :)
Three old men were sitting on a porch admiring the weather and landscape. "Windy, isn't it?" the first asked. "Thursday," the second replied. "So am I," said the last, "let's go have a beer."
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